ALEX:
My idea of poor urban planning mostly consists of being angry that there isn’t a Popeye’s next to my office. Can you fix this?
Hang on, let me work some urban planning magic and talk to the Popeye’s lobby.
Can we get this done in the next 15 minutes? I want some fried chicken for lunch today.
No, sorry, for now you’re going to have to walk your ass to that one Popeye’s that is sort of downtown wherever.