I love the city so much. But you better believe that when it’s time to start a family I’m moving back to the ‘burbs. My favorite childhood memories are being in backyard with my dad having a catch, playing manhunt with my friends around the neighborhood, home run derby in the summers, the list goes on.
My kids will have grass dammit.
Gabe’s point in very husbandly, and a point I agree with, suburb neighborhoods are crucial for kids. Hubby status.
The entire Internet is going to scream at me for hating children again but I take a firm Pete Campbell stance on this. The Firm Pete Campbell Stance (complete with butthurt facial expression) is: “Well, Central Park was good enough for me.”
PETE CAMPBELL IS A MOTHERFUCKING URBANIST.
