(via tsunamis): “From now on, life will start to become far easier than it has been over the past year. Saturn, the taskmaster planet, has finally left Virgo. You were under extraordinary stress lately, and although Saturn is not responsible for all of it, he was a major contributor. September was especially difficult, and if you were born September 14-22 or had planets in late degree of Virgo, then it may have even been a nightmare. Now, you’ll have sweet relief. Your health will improve as well as your spirit, and life won’t seem so uphill. Saturn will come back for a short 14-week period April 7 through July 21, 2010, but after that you’ll be done with his testing phase until 2036.”

EPIC REJOICING.  YO FUCK YOU SATURN.