HahahahahahaDear Alex:
I just thought of a prank I will someday play on you. When you get a cat, I will take a picture of it. I will put this picture on “Lost Cat” posters that look like they were made by a little child. I will hang them up in the surrounding neighborhoods. I will make a Google Voice account that will sound like a sad little girl’s voicemail. Then, when people come to your apartment, they will think you stole some little girl’s cat. The end.
Love,
MuppetPants(via bethlehems:baseln:jennifersbody)
Username Muppetpants is an asshole.
