HI, I'M ALEX

(via kinseyamatthews): Give me one good reason that Jason...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:14:21 -0500

(via kinseyamatthews): Give me one good reason that Jason Anderson shouldn’t be president.

This man is amazing. The end.

(via executiveproducerdickwolf): you shouldn’t worry about this stuff, you still have plenty of time...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:42:26 -0500

(via executiveproducerdickwolf): you shouldn’t worry about this stuff, you still have plenty of time for UMD to fuck you over and make you take a couple classes in that last semester you thought you didn’t have to take.

If they fuck me over, at least I’ll graduate on time (instead of a semester late if I did Honors and then had Arts & Humanities be all, “Well, you haven’t yet satisfied your HA…”).

"Overheard in CP: ‘I came to college to learn. I don’t understand why people waste their time and..."

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:39:19 -0500

“

Overheard in CP: ‘I came to college to learn. I don’t understand why people waste their time and money by going to the bar all the time.’

…can’t really relate.

”

- (via classyfabulous) (via storygoes)

I kind of identify with this. See: getting hammered in my room and reading Chaucer LOLZ.

YEAH.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:06:15 -0500

YEAH.

DROP HONORS ENGLISH, GRADUATE A SEMESTER EARLY.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:03:08 -0500

Or so I hope. Or so better happen. Things that are apparently more important than being great: getting the fuck done with being an undergraduate. LOL GREs on February 5th I hate everyone right now MY LAST CLASS IS IN 28 MINUTES ugh God I hate school /whine.

(via tsunamis): Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Reblog because I...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:25:59 -0500

(via tsunamis): Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Reblog because I also made the “heeeeeeee” face when I saw this without seeing Jenna’s comment first.

things that made today okay

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:22:02 -0500

(via classyfabulous)

SUSHI
tums
wednesday = thursday is tomorrow
late night yogi berry run with storygoes and bethlehems
and alex’s delicious cookies, too.

Things I am into: cookies and Yogiberry instead of real dinner. A+.

If anyone had, you know, like, any doubts or anything.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:52:07 -0500

If anyone had, you know, like, any doubts or anything.

Bedrock vs. Evacuate the Dancefloor:

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:45:34 -0500

(via storygoes): Current Itunes battle between bethlehems and I. Cascada is clearly the winner here.

I just cranked my volume to max and am currently winning (in my mind and heart). I’M THAT RED BULL, LET’S DRIVE AWAY. Also: Young Money clearly wins because there are a million appropriate ways in which to use the lyrics from “Bedrock,” as in, “as long as you keep pressing me like a button down on a Friday night.”

"Sexy Can I" is going to get me into grad school. Just watch.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:18:05 -0500

eatsuburbia: i just registered for the gres fuck my life
eatsuburbia: i'm assuming the fact that ray j came on as i clicked "pay" is a sign that i will slaughter them
skyblueskies: i mean
skyblueskies: ray j knows

I am registering for the GRE instead of memorizing Chaucer.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:43:33 -0500

Is this like some warped sense of motivation? What are my priorities?

(via fuckyeahdc) (via ccperkdog) I ate lunch at the Sculpture...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:21:47 -0500

(via fuckyeahdc) (via ccperkdog)

I ate lunch at the Sculpture Garden cafe last week and the skating rink wasn’t open but NOW IT’S OPEN OKAY SO WHO IS GOING SKATING WITH ME? HM?

Also, I spy a common theme.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:09:21 -0500

Also, I spy a common theme.

Baking cookies > Chaucer memorization. See? LOL finals.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:07:33 -0500

Baking cookies > Chaucer memorization. See? LOL finals.

Drunk History.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:33:13 -0500

Drunk History.:

(via hamandheroin)

This may or may not be accurate and relevant to my life.

(via devinahanna)

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:26:00 -0500

(via devinahanna)

(via tsunamis) Whine whine finals whine whine work sucks whine...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:23:45 -0500

(via tsunamis)

Whine whine finals whine whine work sucks whine whine I’m not sleeping enough whine nobody gets my poems whine whine whine it’s only Wednesday whine whine

Here is the fluffiest pomeranian I could find.

Enjoy. Also, all hail catjesus.

PUFF BOUNCE CATJESUS.

(via madameaesthete)

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:29:44 -0500

(via madameaesthete)

Things that are superior to finals:

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 01:16:53 -0500

(via cconnor): watching the entire first season of Arrested Development on Hulu

(via storygoes): Stress-induced online shopping.

LOLing at finals is superior to finals. Will probably be hammered most of next week because I have two 8AMs. LOL FINALS!

Gucci Mane - “Spotlight” (ft. Usher). SEE BELOW....

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 01:15:13 -0500

Gucci Mane - “Spotlight” (ft. Usher).

SEE BELOW. ALSO “SIMPLY I GLAZE THEY ASS JUST LIKE SOME CHURCH’S BISCUITS” IS THE GREATEST ANALOGY OF ALL TIME.